Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

I suggest you have a stack of tissues at the ready before you start watching this.  Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close for the most part will leave you in humble silence which will eventually lead to uncontrollable bouts of incessant weeping.  The fact that it is set in and around the events of September 11^th is enough to reduce anyone to tears.  The “worst day” as referred to by Oskar Schell (Thomas Horn), who’s perspective narrates the film will reduce you to a blubbering wreck.

Oskar is a highly sensitive (and possibly, on some level autistic) nine year-old “amateur inventor, Francophile and pacifist” to name but a few.  After loosing his father (Tom Hanks) to whom he was extremely close to, he searches for the lock to a mysterious key he finds… obsessively.

In order to accomplish this, he needs to find a person named Black.  Unfortunately there are over 400 people listed with that name, and so he decides to visit each and every single one.  He even deduces that it will take him 3 years to do so and as a result allocates 6 minutes to be spent with each person. 

This is an emotional journey of discovery and self discovery as he meets a variety of people and finds that reality is far removed from the calculations he lives by.  And indeed you cannot spend just 6 minutes with everyone person as each has a story that needs to be told. 

Unfortunately, as he searches for this lock and to be closer to his father, he seems to grow further apart from his mother (Sandra Bullock).

It’s clear that the death of his father has left Oskar in turmoil, more so than others as his father seemed to be everything to him.  Luckily for him, on his voyage of discovery, he meets and connects with his long lost Grandfather - played beautifully by Max von Sydow.

Between Oskar’s possible Asperger’s and his Grandfather’s inability to speak, you can see that you don’t need verbal communication to form a very strong bond.

Thomas Horn’s Oskar is the character that the film focus’ on, so essentially big names such as Bullock, Hanks, etc may feature but they’re really just supporting him.  And for his first feature film, Young Horn did quite well.  He elicited a range of emotions (at least from me) from sympathy and joy, to anger and irritation.  The latter may not be his fault.  Sometimes reality just does not always translate well on screen.  

However, Horn did shine and he shone best when in the company of the likes of Hanks and especially von Sydow.  Horn and Sydow had such beautiful chemistry that when the latter was not shown, I began to feel a little bored.

In fact von Sydow on his own was a revelation.  He does not utter a word, but everything is clearly communicated through his facial expressions and body language.  The scene where he hears his son’s voice for the first time reduced me to a sobbing wreck.

I believe the only thing I truly disliked about the film and you’ll have to forgive me for this, is Oskar’s rambling rants.  I understand that there are people in the world who are like this, I deal with them on a daily basis, however being truly authentic does not always work on the big screen.  Maybe if his rambling had been shortened and a few scenes trimmed, it would have made for an outstanding film.  It’ll just have to settle for excellent. 

So, to conclude I’ll remind you to take your hankies; please be mindful of your neighbours whilst blubbering and enjoy an excellently emotive drama.

The Woman in Black (2012) ****

The Woman in Black is the latest and most faithful offering from the Hammer Film Productions (think Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee).  That in combination with the likes of Ciaran Hinds (Rome, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy) and Daniel Radcliffe means you’re in for a good old fashion Horror treat. 

The Woman in Black tells the tale of a young lawyer (Radcliffe) who is sent by his employer to deal with the estate of a mysterious old lady who has recently died.  Upon his arrival, he discovers that the village he has been sent to is being terrorised by said woman - a very vengeful and very deceased woman (Liz White).  The villagers fear for what is most precious to them… their children – for every time she is seen, a child dies.  And it all links back to the old lady’s estate.

Radcliffe is supported by Ciaran Hinds’ Daily, who lost his own child to this supernatural being, but doesn’t believe in her… or so he says.  That, however, does not stop him from supporting Kipps.  Maybe Daily saw his own son in Kipps, which is why he blindly supports him. 

Daniel Radcliffe I thought was superb.  And his role as Kipps, hammers (please excuse the pun) home the fact that Harry Potter is no more. 

What drives it home is that Radcliffe is given a family of his very own, including an adorable son played by Misha Handley, Radcliffe’s real Godson, a very clever decision as you can see the love between the two.  It helps that little Misha can act.  Who knows, maybe he’ll follow in his famous Godfather’s footsteps.

The film really does aim to shock, but it’s all in context and unlike most horror flicks these days, does not rely on gore.  The opening scene itself with the three little girls is quite harrowing.  The fact that you don’t see what literally happens to them is more than enough to disturb you.  This is a suspenseful film that will give you quite a few heart attacks and make some scream… a lot if you happen to have a similar audience to the one I had.

The symbolism says everything.  The woman in black, though wronged clearly represents darkness.  The woman in white (Kipp’s wife), frequently seen in her wedding dress represents purity.

The production set also gave credence to the authentic feel of the film.  From the isolated haunted mansion to the authentic nursery toys – actual toys from the 19^th -20^th century.

If you’ve seen the vintage Hammer Horror movies, you’ll know Daniel Radcliffe brings an added talent to an excellent Horror genre of a bygone era.  Jane Goldman (wife of Jonathan Ross) really does know what she’s doing when it comes to screen plays.    

To summarise, The Woman in Black is a triumphant return to the atmospheric chillers – the return of the Hammer Horror!

Jack and Jill (2012) ***

I love Adam Sandler films… They never disappoint.  What you see, is literally what you get.  And I knew when I saw the poster for Jack and Jill, it would be a no frills, straightforward but entertaining comedy.  Which it was.

Jack and Jill Sadelstein are twins, which means that they’re both played by Adam Sandler. 

Jack is the ‘normal one.’  He is also the popular, spoiled and slightly snobby one. 

Jill, well, she’s lovely but has the tendency to leave “sweat shadows” on her bed sheets.  She loves her brother… very, very much… and she’s coming to visit for Thanksgiving.  But will she leave?

Jack lives with his family – wife Erin (Katie Holmes) and children Sofia (Elodie Tougne) and Gary (Rohan Chand).  If you’re wondering why Gary is played by a little Indian boy, it’s explained hilariously (and in a totally un-politically correct way) by Jill… at a family dinner.  And yet somehow everyone still loves her, especially Gary.

Everyone except Jack… or so it seems.

Not that Jack doesn’t love her… he just can’t seem to or does not want to show it.  That is, until he needs her help in securing Al Pacino for his Dunkacino advert – don’t ask, just watch. 

Yes- Al Pacino is playing himself.  Or rather a deranged, almost psychopathic, stalker-ish version of himself.  One that only has eyes for Jill. 

Unfortunately for Jack, his sister doesn’t really care for the Pacino and Pacino could care less for Jack.  On top of that, Jill seems to have a blossoming relationship with Felipe, the gardener (Eugenio Derbez – who also plays Felipe’s hysterical, chilli munching Grandmother). 

So who will Jill choose?  The Pacino or the kindly, totally un-pc Felipe?

Will Jack get his Dunkacino advert?  Will he stop being so mean to his sister and show her that he really does love her?  His impersonating her during a particularly amusing date with Pacino cannot be helpful.

I really don’t think I could say anything bad about Jack and Jill.  It could be bias… it could be that there was nothing wrong with it.  One thing’s for sure, I loved it because it wasn’t crude.  It’s generally hard to find a movie that appeals to adults who don’t want unmentionables hurled in their faces every five minutes.

I also loved the intro and extro of twins describing their relationships... very very funny!  And shows you a glimpse into the magical world of what being a twin is.

And if that doesn’t win you over, how about the fantastic supporting cast and cameos?  The likes of which include David Spade (8 Simple Rules) – there seems to be a theme of men dressing up as women in this fim – and the fabulous Dana Carvey (Wayne’s World) and Johnny Depp too!

We’ve already discussed Al Pacino, and if you still haven’t been swayed, be assured he becomes increasingly more psychotically obsessed with Jill as the film progresses.

How about young Rohan Chand?  If Sandler hadn’t had already stolen the movie as Jill, Chand would have!

In short, Jack and Jill is a perfect watch for some plain old relaxing fun.  It’ll also appeal to the family… and by family I don’t mean children under the age of 8.  Then again, I’m a prude.

Chronicle (2012) ****

First off, I would just like to say that I am not a fan of the documentary styled genres or ‘Found footage” films, with the shaky cameras and the heavy breathing.  It’s just not my cup of tea.  The exception being Cloverfield and District 9 of course.  Chronicle can now be added to that list.

Chronicle is the literally the recording (via handheld camera) of and by a socially outcast teenager and his supernatural experiences with his eventual friends.  That something supernatural is never actually explained, and it is left up to the audience to figure it out… or not.  Let’s face it, in reality, we never truly get the answers we are looking for either.  Think of it as a twist on the super hero genre… with very little emphasis on the hero.

Chronicle is narrated for the majority by Dane Dehaan’s Andrew.  And by narrated, I mean talking, or not talking to the camera.  It might as well be an extension of himself, another limb if you will. 

Then he, his cousin (Alex Russell’s Matt) and friend (Michael B. Jordan’s Steve) discover whatever this supernatural entity is.   After acquiring some strange abilities of their own, in time the boys also start sharing the same camera to record their thoughts and feelings too, thus beginning a bond so strong that eventually they start sensing each other’s feelings.  The camera also captures how their powers evolve and in turn, captures how they as people evolve with these gifts.  Or rather, how they gradually decline.  Andrew’s decline in to tragic disaster is the worst.

One thing we learn from Chronicle, is that bullying is still rife.  And for some, like Andrew, there is no way to turn.  By the time he has some semblance of a support system, he has already been damaged beyond help.  Chronicle showed us one possible outcome of bullying albeit with a supernatural twist.  But there really was no difference between what Andrew does in the final act and what happens when a damaged teen is given a gun.  In every scenario you can think of, many lives are destroyed.

Above all the many lessons Chronicle teaches, whether intentional or not, is that with great power comes great responsibility.  Matt is the first to realise that responsibility. However, with an abusive father (Michael Kelly) and a terminally ill mother (Bo Petersen) and the various bullies at school, Andrew was bound to abuse his powers eventually.  And from the moment he does, we all know he’s doomed.  What we don’t know is whether Matt and Steve are will also join in his fate.

In conclusion, Chronicle will depress you.  But it will also inform and keep you on the edge of your seats.  In short, go see this if you’re broad minded and want something different.  Don’t go see it if you can’t handle depression.