So, having seen Bullet to the Head, I can now say Sylvester
Stallone is king of the action genre. He
blew old Arnie and his Last Stand completely out of the water!
I say he’s king, but I have yet to see Bruce’s latest instalment
of Die Hard… I’m still going with Sly is King though.
As they climb the hierarchy of criminals, they develop an
uneasy but hysterical alliance with old Sly stealing all the best lines… and
scenes. Not to mention he looks absolutely fantastic for his age! And yes, he may be old for all this running around
and bad-assery – but he still looks good doing it. And you don’t really doubt his ability to
kick butt, until he goes up against Keegan.
Clearly, there’s no way Stallone could beat the behemoth that is Momoa’s
6’4, solidly built monster. Something
that is highlighted when he picks up Bobo’s daughter (Sarah Shahi) like a rag
doll – a subtly funny scene. But they
address that fact, so no need to worry.
Of course with all action flicks, there are downsides. And this is no exception.
The biggest issue I have with the action genre is it’s inability
to do the female lead any justice. You
can put all the tattoos you like on a woman, but if she doesn’t have the
presence – she’s just plain annoying.
Granted there have been far more annoying women who have preceded Shahi,
she’s still annoying. This is where Schwarzenneger’s The Last Stand actually
wins over Sly’s ‘Bullet’. Schwarzenneger
had Jaimie Alexander – a born action star.
You look at her and you’re immediately reminded of a young hard as nails
Linda Hamilton. In fact, I’d say
Alexander is far more capable. If I were
Stallone, I’d try and poach her for the next Expendables flick, or keep her in
mind for future action movies. It’s the
one thing Schwarzenneger movies will always beat Stallone films at. But I digress.
But I guess, they wanted him to be the young buck who needs
to learn a thing or two from the old ‘bad guy’ who he’s far too obsessed with
taking down. Indeed, I frequently rolled
by eyes and groaned out loud at his stupid antics.
Oh… and then there’s the big bad- Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje. A man who’s presence is clearly wasted (see
his performance in Oz). But he makes up
for it with his outrageous creepy bad guy turn.
I can say the same for Christian Slater.
The latter will leave you sniggering incoherently during a particular
torture scene.
But Momoa and Stallone were my favourite aspects of the
movie. Stallone has really been showing
his genius when it comes to his genre by casting or working with the next best
crop of action stars. Momoa is one of
them. You look at him and you know he’s
one person that you do not want to trifle with.
And if you don’t believe me, check out Game of Thrones.
So really, it doesn’t matter what the plot is (even if it is
handled well), Bullet to the Head succeeded as soon you heard its name. The name itself, gives you a clue to the
nature and carnage (yay carnage!) to come.
It leaves no prisoners and comes hard and fast with the action, the
lines and the old man jokes.